so today it snowed for the first time this year and ive naturally been online all day and didnt know so i went to take out the garbage in bare feet and stepped in an inch snow and i just yelled "what the fUCK" and i just heard my neighbour in his backyard go “oh my god she’s outside”
save yourself and dont be in a friend group of three
"can you wrap this present for me"
*does a single situp* it’s the eye of the tiger
my sex tape is gonna be a vinebc you only last 6 seconds
Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/autrallia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.
shade level over 9000
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